The Harsh Realm of Scottish Midges: A Survival Guide
Have you experienced the wrath of Scottish midges? If you've heard about mosquitoes, you might think they're a piece of cake compared to our local pests. They suck the blood of haggis and significantly reduce their population. However, these tiny creatures can be a real nuisance, often compared to the agony of severe sunburn.
The problem with midges is that, much like sunburn, you often realize the danger is upon you much too late. Until you've been through it, you might not fully grasp the impact of a midge invasion. By the time you learn the lesson, you rarely make the mistake twice. Just as you have to experience severe sunburn to know the importance of sun protection, you have to get mauled by midges to understand the gravity of wearing protective gear.
Just like any other midges, Scottish midges can be relentless. I can still vividly remember the day I walked into a swarm and felt the rush of irritation. They're not exclusive to Scotland, but the population down here can be incredibly dense. On those warm, windless, humid, overcast days, the midges are out in full force, and it's nearly impossible to escape their wrath.
The Worst Case Scenario: Midges Alike Any Other Farmed Pests
Imagine every inch of exposed skin being nipped and stung endlessly. This is what a midge attack feels like, as if your skin is being continuously harassed by tiny needles. The only defenses against these pests are to avoid their hotspots, like still lakeshore areas, or to be on high ground where they tend to be less prevalent. In the case of the sea, the midges are often thinner due to the salt spray, but you'll still want to be cautious.
To give you an idea of the pain, imagine a swarm of midges as an alien attack, with the only defense being to be somewhere else. The mountain tops, or even the open sea, are the best places to go, away from the hordes of these pesky nuisances. Never stop by a still lakeshore; the pain can be excruciating.
Firsthand Experience: A Week in the Highlands
One of the most harrowing experiences I had was during a work trip to the Highlands of Scotland, around twenty-five years ago. The area was beautiful, but it also meant being there during the peak midge season. It was constant itching and scratching, and the only armor I had was a boiler suit and a mesh mask, which was barely enough.
After just two days of being tormented by the midges, I realized that I had made a serious mistake. By the third day, I was so miserable that I called it quits and returned to London looking like I had a severe case of chicken pox. It was a hard lesson learned, but it was definitely worth it to escape the relentless swarm of those tiny, blood-sucking insects.
Conclusion: A Call for Protective Measures
Scottish midges may be a small part of Scotland's charm, but their presence can make outdoor activities a living nightmare. Understanding the dangers and taking necessary precautions can make a world of difference. Whether you're planning a hiking trip or simply wanting to enjoy a peaceful lakeside day, be prepared for the midge invasion. Don't let these tiny creatures ruin your experience in one of Scotland's most beautiful regions.